(Another Certified “Nuts!” Moment Brought to You by PropM, Inc.)
We’ve seen some head-scratchers, but this one might just take the root beer… literally.
Meet our tenant: given multiple days to vacate after a court-ordered eviction. Plenty of time, plenty of notice, and clearly — plenty of stuff. The home was bursting at the seams with boxes, clothes, instruments, random gadgets, and a lava lamp or three.
We thought, "Okay, they’ll probably rent a truck. Maybe call some friends. Maybe at least take their bed or their dog’s framed graduation photo.”
But no.
Nope. Nada. Zilch.
Instead, when the clock ran out and the door opened, what did they leave with?
🎉 Twelve. Liters. Of. Root. Beer. 🎉
That’s it.
The one thing they couldn’t leave behind.
Not the laundry, not the memories, not the possessions… just good ole’ carbonated sassafras.
We’re still trying to figure out whether to be impressed or concerned. But hey — hydration is important, right?
